At Marketo, we know that tailoring your message to your audience is key. So instead of sending a generic holiday card this year, we'd like your help in creating a customized card just for you.
First, you'll need to answer a few simple questions.
The holiday I identify most with is:
- Christmas
- Hanukkah
- Kwanzaa
- Festivus
- The Eggnog Apocalypse
- National Ham Appreciation Day
For me, a sure sign it's the holidays is the:
- magic in the air
- absurd abundance of frosted cookies
- sudden influx of leads in the North Pole region
- deranged glare in shopper's eyes
- permanent stench of cinnamon schnapps on your breath
During the holidays, I typically greet people with a:
- bear hug
- chest bump
- roundhouse kick
- sucker punch
The holiday wardrobe item I can't live without is my:
- holiday sweater
- sequin-studded dress
- pair of elf shoes
- reindeer suit
- pair of fat pants
This holiday, you'll most likely find me at a:
- high-budget corporate gala
- quiet family dinner
- Britches and Ho Ho Ho's frat party
I'd love to see my ___________ make a scene at the holiday party:
- cube mate
- office intern
- Uncle Mack
- Grandma Jo
- craigslist®-procured date
I'll know it's a good party if someone decides to:
- do a YouTube®-worthy version of The Worm
- attempt a drunken backflip and eat it
- make a shameless pass at your boss
- OD on brownie bites and hurl
I prefer my holidays to be:
- warm and fuzzy
- slap happy
- quick and painless
- sufficiently hazy
- recklessly gluttonous
